National “Tragedy”

FHEWGHGHHWIOEOPTYW LOOK AT ME I’M A NEWS REPORTWER!

The news media amuses me with its fucked-up priorities. Apparently the eartquake in DC made a teeny-tiny crack in the Washington Monument. HORRIBLE. THIS IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD. FORGET JAPAN. FORGET TERRORISTS. FORGET JESUS. THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT HAS A DING-DONGED CRACK IN IT, GOSH DARNIT!

National Tragedy

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